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The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here — just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
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Introducing our bleakest creation yet. The cookies are vanilla. The fortunes inside are anything but — messages so dark, we could only get them printed in New Jersey. Go ahead, cross that line, and offend someone you love today!
Wheat Flour, Water, Cane Sugar, Vegetable Shortening, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Sarcasm
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